My name is Jam, but they call me Missy Sparrow, cause I had to do with Captain Jack Sparrow in the past [probably means that half of the Caribbean is called Missy Sparrow... I can imagine the introductions: "My name's Missy Sparrow, pleased to meet you!" "Oh my, what a shock, that's my name too!"]. Even though my avatar shows a dark haired woman I'm actually blonde. On the inside, clearly. Surprise, surprise, I have exceptionally beautiful eyes and look angelic overall, which is totally a result of my life as a pirate, being never out in the sun and all. I dress like a modern whore, in a mini-skirt, V-neck shirt and boots up to my ass, cause there's just no other way to be sexy. Of course I'm strong, yet thin, and skilled with weapons. I'm so going to be killed by Tia Dalma soon.