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Tales from the edge of reason
Beam me up, Scotty! 
19th-Jan-2009 11:11 pm
Hey, it's been a while. ;)

We have a member in our LotR forum that is... well, she's at least sort of devoted, being there for over a year now. But let's just say she's not the most talented writer - repeats a lot of things, Yoda would beat her in grammar without problems, and you usually could reduce the actual content of her posts to one sentence.

She also loves to write rather pompous - looong stares into the distance, hair floating in the wind, and did I mention that she's fallen in love with Haldir? She's human (after being halfelven with a 2000 years old horse didn't sit well with me), so yeah, that didn't quite work out. She loves to promise 'the help of Rohan' all the time, makes you wonder what Théoden would have to say in that matter.

Anyway, she first was with a group on its way to Minas Tirith, made off with Haldir all of a sudden, ended up in Lórien, and after her one and only love didn't turn up anymore she's intending to get back with her old group (that just arrived in Minas Tirith, taking the fastest way). Without any sense of time and, you know, you DO have to ride there first.

Now I know we have to bend time and space a little to make things work, but that's just too much for me, especially after she abandoned them before without a second thought. Am I unreasonable to want to rip her head off for that? *g*

There, I feel better. *g*
11th-Apr-2009 11:30 am (UTC)
I missed this post!

Anyway. HOW CONVENIENT FOR HER. *headdesk* What ended up happening?
12th-Apr-2009 09:38 pm (UTC)
We've been quiet lately. lol

She's such a stupid cow, if you excuse my lapse back into third grade.
Well, I told her off and she complied and went to another group of players. Which was the cause of more headdesking. Imagine, we have a group of very different and mostly friendly looking people (a pirate, a bard, a young stable lad and a chronologist), travelling in the open and making camp for the night. What does she do? Is aaaaall mysterious, rides up to the camp, stares out under her hood - and says nothing. *shoots her*
The moment she 'reveals' herself she wrote that the men are giving her amazed looks, which I deemed as 'moving other characters without permission' and gave them permission to ignore it. Much to my amusement no one in the group likes the stranger. *g*
13th-Apr-2009 12:48 pm (UTC)
AGH gag vomit spew, she's a godmoder.

I mean seriously. If you ride up to a group making camp in the middle of the night and be all schmexy under your hood ... someone is likely to shoot you rather than think about sexing you. O_o
15th-Apr-2009 10:44 am (UTC)

I really, really dislike when people don't think through what they're doing. Yes, it is a roleplay and Fantasy on top of it, but that doesn't mean you don't have to use your BRAIN! lol
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