Hey, it's been a while. ;)
We have a member in our LotR forum that is... well, she's at least sort of devoted, being there for over a year now. But let's just say she's not the most talented writer - repeats a lot of things, Yoda would beat her in grammar without problems, and you usually could reduce the actual content of her posts to one sentence.
She also loves to write rather pompous - looong stares into the distance, hair floating in the wind, and did I mention that she's fallen in love with Haldir? She's human (after being halfelven with a 2000 years old horse didn't sit well with me), so yeah, that didn't quite work out. She loves to promise 'the help of Rohan' all the time, makes you wonder what Théoden would have to say in that matter.
Anyway, she first was with a group on its way to Minas Tirith, made off with Haldir all of a sudden, ended up in Lórien, and after her one and only love didn't turn up anymore she's intending to get back with her old group (that just arrived in Minas Tirith, taking the fastest way). Without any sense of time and, you know, you DO have to ride there first.
Now I know we have to bend time and space a little to make things work, but that's just too much for me, especially after she abandoned them before without a second thought. Am I unreasonable to want to rip her head off for that? *g*
There, I feel better. *g*