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Tales from the edge of reason
Yo ho! 
30th-Aug-2009 06:53 pm
Garfield
So, we're having a little dramatic moment at sea. Dealing with both a storm and a pirate attack. Sidenote: It's a small ship, not the frelling Titanic.
My humble self describes two mean, big pirates finding their way below deck. When they reach our shiny, shiny Mary Sue they're... five. Five mean, big pirates. Hilarity ensues. I imagine them being sort of stuck as there isn't much room to actually move, especially when you're big and mean. Anyway, Mary easily manages to slit one of the big, mean men's throat and take out another, cause they're oh so underestimating the pretty, shiny girlie.

Honestly, the player is a nice girl, but GO SHOPPING FOR SOME SENSE OF REALISM, DAMMIT!
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30th-Aug-2009 05:56 pm (UTC)
Oh no, she's Hero Sue!? That's one of the worst!! lol.
31st-Aug-2009 06:30 pm (UTC)
Gosh, I know! Fighting ten orcs with one hand while brushing her hair with the other! lol
At least she listened to me and counted them down to two, phew.
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