So, we're having a little dramatic moment at sea. Dealing with both a storm and a pirate attack. Sidenote: It's a small ship, not the frelling Titanic.
My humble self describes two mean, big pirates finding their way below deck. When they reach our shiny, shiny Mary Sue they're... five. Five mean, big pirates. Hilarity ensues. I imagine them being sort of stuck as there isn't much room to actually move, especially when you're big and mean. Anyway, Mary easily manages to slit one of the big, mean men's throat and take out another, cause they're oh so underestimating the pretty, shiny girlie.
Honestly, the player is a nice girl, but GO SHOPPING FOR SOME SENSE OF REALISM, DAMMIT!