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And the world will remember the name... Spartacus! 
8th-Oct-2009 12:54 pm
Star Wars - Doomed
Remember Falafel? She's back. With a vengeance.
She found the King Arthur forum. *cue dramatic music*
It's impossible to translate her application, but I'll summarize the, erm, "character" for you.

Hergonath is a Saxon from, yes, Saxony (Doesn't matter that it didn't exist back then, pfft, research.). He's the spitting image of Brad Pitt, very sexy, every man wants to be like him and every woman wants him. Excellent with the sword and his 'nickname' is "dangerous slaugtherer". Hey, his totally saxon family has all greek names! Cool, bet they were liberals or something. Of course he's lost his heart to someone (I'm betting my ass she looks like Rose Byrne. Safe bet.).
*insert repeated descriptions of just how wonderful he looks here*
Well, now our beloved slaughterer is a cold bitch, arrogant and... arrogant. But! Yes, he's totally lovely and nice on the inside (Look, this is me laughing on the inside.), FRIENDLY and HELPFUL. So what, he's slaughtering you with a smile and an apology?
Let's skip his history, I'm still not sure what it's about - worst writing I've ever read.


*facepalm*
Comments 
8th-Oct-2009 11:53 am (UTC)
Oh dear God.

I really really hate it when people assume that "very man wants to be like him and every woman wants him." It's insulting! How dare they speak for other people's characters and assume they'll be attracted to them?!

That is a seriously bad app!
8th-Oct-2009 08:35 pm (UTC)
Indeed, determining how someone influences - and if it's just by sight - other characters is 'moving another character' for me. And forbidden. Ha!

It so is. *whimpers*
8th-Oct-2009 01:52 pm (UTC)
Nice. The perfect man that everyone in the entire world loves while he slaughters them. I bet he offers to hold their hand while he slashes their throats while saying 'Grrrrrrr!'.
8th-Oct-2009 08:37 pm (UTC)
Yeah, isn't that nice of him? I can picture it. So sweet. lol
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