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5th-Aug-2007 07:32 pm - *facepalm*
Liv OMG!
I actually had promised myself not to look at other (german) LotR RPGs too closely, not at the kind of Mary Sues they seem to accept so easily and especially not at their Arwens.

However, I was never good at listening to myself, so...
Meet Arwen. A brown eyed warrior chick, who is caring and sharing, but also stubborn (run-of-the-mill attributes of every good Mary Sue, btw). Daddy Elrond sent her to Lothlorien when she was just becoming a young lady, where she learnt how to heal. Because Daddy couldn't do that himself, only being one of the greatest healers of Middle Earth.
And then she met Aragorn, who fell in love with her and she with him, but Daddy wasn't thrilled. Or to quote:
"Arwen (...) tried to hide it from her father. But Elrond, knowing his daughter so well, noticed the change in his daughter and knew immediately that his daughter grew to be a young woman and fell in love with Aragorn." [yes, that's three 'daughters' in one sentence]
23rd-Jun-2007 08:44 pm - I've dropped my brain.
PotC - Jack Sissy
Elizabeth Turner, who inherited the title of Governor in Port Royal after her father's death:
"Davy Jones stabbed Will into the shoulder. You wouldn't have to be intelligent to know that it would be deadly."

Because shoulder wounds kill you in, like, seconds.
21st-Jun-2007 08:11 pm - I need to get it OUT!
Natalie Portman
Just an unfunny roleplay bitch!Collapse )
13th-Jun-2007 10:46 pm - Heidi Klum lost in the Caribbean
brolin
Meet Pennylope aka Mary Sue in the wrong century:

27th-May-2007 09:49 pm - The Middle-Earth Dating Show
Liv OMG!
Please picture the following situation...
We're in a tavern in Edoras [we that is Laoghaire, a singer, and Pablo, a pirate of Umbar] and some elven assassin (yes, I've lowered my standards *dramatic sigh*) is joining us at our table. Just as she's sitting down she's giving us the following insight into her thoughts:

She glanced only briefly at the man. On the one hand she was pretty sure that the woman was interested in him and on the other hand there was no way a relationship between a man and an elf could succeed, so she didn't take further notice of his good looks.

I'm not sure if I should be amused that, as it seems, she wants to reassure me that she won't touch 'my man', or annoyed that she joins a roleplay with the approach that it's mainly about getting together with someone.
12th-May-2007 10:14 pm - Time for an update...
Cookie?
Caribbean, afternoon tea, the sun is burning.
My name is Marie, I'm young and beautiful. I have a pretty face and exceptionally beautiful eyes. And if you didn't GET it yet - I'm B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L. No, seriously. And also, I like to run around on a ship in a long dress to hide my weapons. And whatever I have left of my brain.

...

Oh, the heat.
20th-Dec-2006 08:07 am - A word of advice
Cookie?
It's under all circumstances to be avoided to join a roleplay containing characters named Jackie Sparrow, Juliet Norrington, Mary Sparrow and Lucie Beckett. Stupidity might be infectious.
Cookie?
"All will love me and despair... cause I loved and despaired."

Dearest cheesy Mary Sue Ivy,
just no. Well, despair maybe.

quite the reverse of love,
me.
25th-Oct-2006 10:20 pm - Facepalm moment of the day
Cookie?
I'm the daughter of a blacksmith in Edoras, my name is Mary, Mary Sue, 15 years old, perfect warrior and I run around with elvish knives. And in a beautiful long white dress (formerly known as a white mini). Because that totally fits my lifestyle.
Amy TARDIS
I would like to share with you all the most frustrating roleplayer I have ever encountered.

To open it, I'm going to post a letter I sent to another member of the rpg group, explaining my reasons for leaving. This pretty much sums "Debbie" - the said frustrating rper - up.

Shoot Mary-Sues!Collapse )
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