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Oy with the poodles already. 
1st-Sep-2007 01:36 pm
PotC - Jack Sissy
My name is Jam, but they call me Missy Sparrow, cause I had to do with Captain Jack Sparrow in the past [probably means that half of the Caribbean is called Missy Sparrow... I can imagine the introductions: "My name's Missy Sparrow, pleased to meet you!" "Oh my, what a shock, that's my name too!"]. Even though my avatar shows a dark haired woman I'm actually blonde. On the inside, clearly. Surprise, surprise, I have exceptionally beautiful eyes and look angelic overall, which is totally a result of my life as a pirate, being never out in the sun and all. I dress like a modern whore, in a mini-skirt, V-neck shirt and boots up to my ass, cause there's just no other way to be sexy. Of course I'm strong, yet thin, and skilled with weapons.
I'm so going to be killed by Tia Dalma soon.
1st-Sep-2007 01:19 pm (UTC)
1. If she is so blonde, why has she a dark-haired avatar?
2. There is nothing exceptional about your eyes; they are the same to every other Mary Sue's.
3. A pirate who is never in the sun? How does that work!??!?!?
4. Angelic overall? But she dresses like a whore ...
5. V-necks, minis and FM boots? She's on ... which pirate planet?
6. No other way to be sexy? Try subtlety.
7. Strong, thin ... of course you are, angel.
8. Skilled with her vibrator, yes, I'm sure.
9. We can only hope.
1st-Sep-2007 01:20 pm (UTC)

No, that's what'll be left of her once the other rpers smash her character to bits.
1st-Sep-2007 09:22 pm (UTC)
*rofl* What irks me is that a lot of the male players seem to like that kind of character - I'm usually sitting there, shaking my head at the sheer stupidity and they're all over them. o.O
2nd-Sep-2007 12:25 am (UTC)
SRSLY?! You need better male players, lol. :D
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